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October 30, 2007

crackberry

Many many people have asked if I have an iPhone or if I have plans to get one. The truth is that I'd love to have an iPhone, but at the moment I'm very happy with my new Blackberry Curve that my work gave me.

First, I have no complaints about the keyboard, which has tactile feedback. Second, it works on T-Mobile's 3G network. Third, when I'm connected to a WiFi network, the phone uses VOIP to place calls.

And the Blackberry works fine for posting to my blog. And yeah... it was a lot cheaper than an iPhone.

Take that, iPhone.

A Refreshing Voice on the Peace Process

I don't know Rabbi Yosef Kanfesky, the rabbi of B'nai David Judea (just down the street from me), but he's pretty well respected by Jews of all denominations in this town. From what I hear, members of his congregation think he's just the bees knees.

So I was pretty fascinated by his article in this week's Jewish Journal, entitled, "An Orthodox rabbi's plea: consider a divided Jerusalem." He writes:

To be sure, I would be horrified and sick if the worst-case division-of-Jerusalem scenario were to materialize. The possibility that the Kotel, the Jewish Quarter or the Temple Mount would return to their former states of Arab sovereignty is unfathomable to me, and I suspect to nearly everyone inside the Israeli government. At the same time though, to insist that the government not talk about Jerusalem at all (including the possibility, for example, of Palestinian sovereignty over Arab neighborhoods) is to insist that Israel come to the negotiating table telling a dishonest story -- a story in which our side has made no mistakes and no miscalculations, a story in which there is no moral ambiguity in the way we have chosen to rule the people we conquered, a story in which we don't owe anything to anyone. Cries of protest, in particular from organizations that oppose Israel's relinquishing anything at all between the Mediterranean and the Jordan, and which have never offered any alternative solutions to the ones they are protesting against, are rooted in the refusal to read history honestly. And I -- for one -- cannot lend my support to that.
Wow.

October 18, 2007

Less Ryan. More Kevin.

Slate has an article today on "What's wrong with The Office and how to fix it." I don't agree with a good number of the author's assertions, but he makes some points worthy of response:

  1. "...the first few episodes of the show's fourth season have been slack and unsteady..."

    This may be true of last week's episode, in which the launch party ridiculousness went on and on and on. But I think the season premiere was tightly written, well-paced, and perfectly performed. Period. The epsode in-between was okay. Not the best Office ep ever, but totally funny and very watchable.

  2. PB & J are a disappointment for those of us who saw the couple as a worthy successor to Ross and Rachel, NBC's will-they-or-won't-they couple of yore. But their relationship is also a bad sign for the show. Jim and Pam's thwarted love gave The Office a narrative arc that transcended the episode-to-episode hijinks of the other Dunderheads. Pam and Jim provided emotional ballast for a show that has always been in danger of keeling over into the absurd. Now, especially with these first episodes running to the hour, the show feels adrift and, at times, pointless.

    This is ludicrous. I've actually been thinking that the writers have managed to deal with the Pam-Jim storyline in a way that doesn't mess up what makes their relationship great.

    Furthermore, let's not forget something: The silly flirting that made the first three seasons good had to stop. Viewers had been pushed right to the end of their suspension of disbelief. At a certain point, Pam and Jim had to get together, for two reasons. First, it was clear that they were teetering on the brink, and a couple can't do that for long before taking action. Any loner and it would have felt like the writers were stringing along the flirtation just to keep that dramatic/nervous/comic energy going. Second, Pam and Jim are the only cool and relatively normal people at The Dund. I mean that they are people that the viewer can actually personally relate to, as opposed to the exaggerated caricatures of everyone else. Viewers relate to the obnoxious, egotistical boss who tries to hard, but no one has a boss as obnoxious and self-centered as Michael. The same goes for Dwight, Angela, Kevin, Kelly, Creed, etc. When you have an environment like that, the two normal people -- that is, the two people who aren't caricatures -- are gonna eventually be together. (It occurs to me that Oscar is also pretty normal. It's just that Pam's not his type, and I don't think he's Jim's.)

  3. One bright spot lies in the emerging love triangle between Dwight, Angela, and Andy.

    I don't know that I'd call this a "bright spot" yet. So far, its had one insanely funny moment ("Take a Chance on Me," accompanied by the phones), but the rest of this plot line has been mostly very creepy. I think my "ick" factor may come into play here.

  4. A newly bestubbled, technobabbling Ryan is hogging screen time, and it's ruining the show.

    I agree 100%. Less Ryan. More Kevin.

Tonight is the last "supersized" Office, and then we return to half-hour episodes. We'll see if this guy is right soon enough.

Parading Through the Streets of New Orleans

DSCN3262.jpgSara and I went to New Orleans last weekend for Ben and Amanda's wedding. Ben and Amanda used to be my roommates.

Usually, when you go to a wedding, there are a few people there that you know, mostly because they know the bride and/or groom the same way you do. This wedding was no different. Amanda and I went to school together, so a good group of our classmates were there. What made this wedding weird was that I used to live with Ben and Amanda, who had frequent houseguests from all over the country (though mostly from the South). So there were lots of people at the wedding who had slept on my couch on one occasion or another. It was a very surreal experience... all these people coming up to me and saying, "Hey! You used to live with them, right? Remember me?" (There was also the friend of Amanda's who came up to me and was like, "Do you know who I am?", and I had no idea because she had straightened her hair, and I had always remembered her as Amanda's curly-haired friend.)

The highlight of the wedding -- besides all the delicious New Orleans food I at over the course of the weekend -- was the parade that we were in. Apparently, it's some sort of New Orleans custom to have parades in honor of weddings and funerals. So when the wedding and the reception were over, all the guests gathered outside the hotel to meet a brass band and a police escort (!) who led us through the French Quarter. We basically sang and danced and talked and drank the whole way. (I even had my beer refilled by some lady with a pitcher standing outside a bar.) People on the streets cheered for us (well, really for Ben and Amanda), and we waved these white handkerchiefs in the air. It was very very cool. Ben and Amanda led the parade, holding umbrellas (this is apparently part of the tradition).

So that's how I got to be in my first parade.

Also, I love suspenders. They keep your pants up, which is kind of important when you're in a parade.

October 15, 2007

A Tip

Don't leave your GPS unit in the car. Someone could shatter your driver's side window, reach in, and take it out.

Then the window won't be covered by insurance because it will be less than your deductible. So you'll be out $208 for a window, and you will no longer have a GPS.

Trust me on this.

October 10, 2007

Lets stop asking the same old questions.

"What's Wrong With Hebrew School?"

That's the big question Mindy Schiller asks in the latest issue of "World Jewish Digest" (a publication whose name suggests an international following, but all the advertisers are from the Chicago area, as are all the schools cited in Schiller's article).

The article piqued our interest at work because, well, we're in the Hebrew school business. And in the end I have a number of major concerns.

1. The article asks all the same questions that we've been asking for twenty years, and offers a whole bunch of the same, tired answers. For example:

So, if Hebrew schools aren’t making the grade, what’s the reason?... [A] problem repeatedly expressed by critics of Hebrew school focuses on the teachers. Put simply, most are part-timers looking to earn a little extra money. (Unfortunately, educators say that hiring full-time teachers is something that most Hebrew schools cannot afford.) In fact, the United Synagogue for Conservative Judaism estimates that approximately one third of Conservative schools employ a full-time education director. “If you’re working this as a supplementary job, with a supplementary salary, then that means it’s not your main focus,” says Saul Kaiserman, Director of Lifelong Learning at Temple Emanuel in Manhattan. “Even if you have a great, committed, involved teacher, they’ve got other things that are vying for their attention.”

Are you kidding me? Next the World Jewish Digest is going to ask the question, "Why are Jewish communities shrinking?" and they're gonna answer it with, "Well, it turns out that one major factor may be intermarriage."

The article keeps doing this. It sets up Hebrew school as being this giant failing enterprise, offers evidence that is mostly from Jewish adults whose experience reflects the state of Hebrew schools circa 1984, and then offers the same quotes from the same people (Jack Wertheimer and Steven M. Cohen... whoopdeedoo... No offense to those guys -- who are brilliant -- but isn't this just a rehashing of the same stuff they've been saying for years?).

Nothing new to see here.

(The author herself basically admits this when she quotes one source as saying: “The fact that Hebrew schools haven’t been working is old news.”)

2. The article's author takes it as a given that Hebrew schools are failing.

She gives some anecdotal evidence, quotes Wertheimer and Cohen (and their research), then declares, "Hebrew schools aren’t making the grade."

This is ridiculous. All of her evidence is from a handful of Chicago area schools. She doesn't look at programs anywhere else. She doesn't look at truly innovative programs happening right in her own back yard. She doesn't really look at all.

A better-written article would include commentary from people who would say things like, "Yeah... Hebrew schools have been a problem for a long time. But there are a lot of really good Hebrew school programs out there." This article doesn't do that.

3. Halfway through the article, the author gives up her whole entire premise. Wait... let me say that again. Half way through the article, the author suddenly (and without warning, or any indication to the reader that she's even aware she's doing it), the author totally changes direction.

She starts talking about a school at B'nai Tikvah in Deerfield, Ill. that -- wonder of wonders -- doesn't actually suck. As I read this, I'm thinking, "Hey wait a minute. This school isn't exceptional. I know lots and lots of Hebrew schools that are just as good as that one." And then... we get this:

The question is: is B’nai Tikvah representative?

According to JESNA’s Kraus, the answer is yes.

Wait a minute! Didn't she just say that Hebrew schools are broken? Now she's saying that this one excellent school is actually pretty normal, and that lots of schools are doing really great things.

So why did we need this whole long stinking article?

4. The author has a whole section that looks at ways in which new, interesting stuff has to "compete in the marketplace." Then, she talks about CHAI and Mitkadem, and the Conservative movement's educational/curricular initiatives. That's all fine and good. All that curricular stuff is great.

But nowhere does she even consider that new, innovative stuff has been coming out of the for-profit (and the non-movement-affiliated non-profit) world for years now. Are we cold borscht? What about A.R.E. (now part of Behrman, but still), or K'tav? What about the all those non-movement non-profit initiatives? Coming out with curricular "initiatives" (my boss loves to riff on why the word "initiatives" should scare us all) is all fine and good, but it is definitely not a new idea.

Case in point: The author, talking about the problems with Hebrew school curriculum, writes, "Critics cite a holiday-based curriculum that recycles the same topics year in and year out."

If she'd bothered to talk to anyone who actually works in a Hebrew school, she'd know that a few years ago, we released the Whole School Holiday series. The whole idea behind the series is that [a] schools only need to spend about one day per year on most holidays, and [b] kids should learn new, developmentally appropriate things each year. This set of materials offers kids something new to learn (as opposed to a curriculum that "recycles the same topics year in and year out") in every grade.


Anyway... I could go on for a while, but I don't want to take too much time disparaging this article. In the end, if it gets people to talk about Jewish education, then good. I suspect that the World Jewish Digest of Greater Chicago is actually pretty small potatoes, and that the few people who read this blog and then click over to the article will probably triple its readership. But whatever. It was a nice excuse to rant about the fact that Hebrew schools aren't actually all failing. I like talking about that.

Eat Crap?!?!

An article on Slate.com subtitled, "Why Americans Should Ingest More Excrement," contains this gem:

The two key aspects of a healthy diet—nutritious food and safe food—seem irrevocably at odds with each other. How can we have what we want and still feel safe?

Maybe we can't. Observant Jews long ago sided with safety over taste by boiling, boiling, and then boiling some more. Cholent is the Yiddish word for food that is prepared in advance of the Sabbath, when ovens cannot be lit. Cholent cooks on a hot plate for 18 hours or more, pushing the food to within an inch of its life. Without ever sampling it, you can imagine its perfect non-ness, not even a hint of taste. But oh-so-safe.

Failing the mainstreaming of McCholent, what other options do we have? We can't just put all the crap back into our diet—we would suddenly see infant mortality rates that rival those of Angola.

October 07, 2007

The Problem With Upsets in College Football

Everyone loves a good upset. It's a whole "David and Goliath" thing that gets people excited.

I'm not a big SC fan, and I certainly don't care for Michigan or Wisconsin or any other top-10 team that's gotten trampled by an unranked team this season.

The problem with upsets is that they're bad for college football. The entire point of the ranking system is lost when lots of big upsets happen. For a ranking system to make sense, higher ranked teams should win most of the time. That's the whole point. When a big upset happens, it means the rankers were wrong.

Stanford beat USC yesterday, but I don't think they beat the number two team in the nation. They beat the team that the pollsters thought was the number two team. Clearly, the pollsters were wrong. If USC really was the number two team in the nation, they wouldn't have lost to Stanford.

I'm not saying that it would be good for college football if upsets never happened. But the whole point of an upset is that people would never have predicted that it would happen. If upsets happen all the time, then they stop being upsets.

Look... it would be -- in the long run -- good for the game if Illinois won the Big 10 this year, or if SC didn't make a major bowl. Stuff like that is what makes everything exciting. But in the short run, the entirety of NCAA football is based on this complex ranking system. If that system is unreliable, then NCAA football is in bad shape. (Of course, if all this pushes the NCAA to re-jigger the whole system -- and do away with the BCS -- then that would be great. But that's not gonna happen. The BCS is here to stay as long as the big conferences and the big schools keep making money off if it.)

October 02, 2007

DMB Concert

Went to the Dave Matthews Band concert tonight with Jason and Stephanie. It was a pretty awesome show. Here's the setlist:

Monday Oct 1 2007
Hollywood Bowl

  • One Sweet World*
  • Pantala Naga Pampa* -->
  • Rapunzel*
  • Dream Girl*
  • #27*
  • Everyday*
  • Ants Marching*
  • The Stone*+
  • Satellite*+
  • Corn Bread*+
  • Eh Hee *+
  • Bartender*+
  • Louisiana Bayou*
  • Jimi Thing*
  • Stand Up [For It]*~
  • So Much To Say* -->
  • Anyone Seen The Bridge* -->
  • Too Much*
Encore:
  • Grace Is Gone* -->
  • (Black Water)*
  • Tripping Billies*

Notes:
*Rashawn Ross
+Danny Barnes
~Joe Lawlor
(song name) indicates a partial song
--> indicates a segue into next song

Update: Stephanie emailed me to tell me that the night after we went (Dave played two shows at the Bowl), John Mayer joined the band on stage. This called for serious analysis. Did we go to the right show?

On one hand, by going to the first show, we missed john mayer, and we also missed DMB playing with Stephen and Ziggy Marley (they played Exodus, one of my favorite Bob songs). We also missed four of my favorite songs (Crush, Two Step, Warehouse, and Grey Street).

On the other hand, on the second night they played a lot more unfamiliar stuff (five unreleased songs), and Mayer only played on one song (#41, which I think is always way too long and isn't that awesome of a song in the first place). It also sounds like it was just a much mellower concert... in addition to #41, they also played #34 and Crush... and their pre-encore finale was Stay, which i guess is upbeat, but doesn't compare to Too Much. We also got a longer encore our night, and lots and lots of upbeat stuff (Ants, Jimi Thing, So Much to Say, Too Much, Tripping Billies!), and we were one of the only shows on the whole tour where they played Satellite. Also, we got four more songs on our night.

So in the end, I'm glad we went on the night we did. If you'd shown me both setlists beforehand, and said, "Pick one show to go to...", I would have chosen Monday over Tuesday.

I think.