Proof My Students Are Crazy

I teach 7th and 9th grades in the afternoon-and-Sunday school program at Temple Beth El in San Pedro. My students are aweome. They're also nuts. Here's proof, from an IM conversation I had with with Max, one of the funny-est of my pupils.

Max: want to come over for kosher tacos?
Josh: ?
Josh: what a strange question
Max: why have you allready eated?
Josh: eated?
Max: eaten*
Max: SORRY
Max: :-[
Josh: um, why are you eating kosher tacos?
Max: cuz were hunger
Max: hungry
Josh: um, do you keep kosher?
Max: RIGHT
Max: i wish
Max: i would shur lose these pounds
Josh: no, you wouldn't
Josh: you really wish you kept kosher?
Max: no
Max: y would i do that