Puke

I think I need a reinvention. I mean, this blog needs some sort of reinvention. Here's the thing: sitting here typing about myself is fun and all, but it's kind of pointless. I like the idea of having an online diary, but I'd really like this site to be my spot for pontificating about the universe.

Let me be straight with you, dear readers: my most recent heroes in life are Mickey Kaus and Heather Havrilesky. See, there's something I admire about these people who manage to think of something interesting to say every day. I mean, they find something interesting to say about the world around them.

This is something I was sure I'd be good at. I mean, I'm the guy who has an opinion about everything. I'm also a pretty fucking web-savvy guy, seeing as I spend way much more time than I should staring at a Mozilla (or Safari, if I'm at home) window. (Brief thing you oughtta know: "blog" is short for "web-log", and, traditionally and technically speaking, a blog is supposed to be a way to direct people to all the cool web sites you're reading and talk about what you think about the world in general.)

So I'm frustrated that I find myself talking about myself all the time on here. Talking about myself gets boring. I'm so frustrated that I'm gonna blame you, dear readers, for my frustration. See, this "comments" feature is a curse. It gives me these big ol' ego boosts when I see that people are reading. Problem is, you fools only comment on my random-ass blog entries where I talk about myself and bitch and call people names.

But fuck you, dear readers. I'm gonna write about whatever I want to write about, and screw you if you don't like it.

Comments

[nico lopez]

I happened onto this website while during research for a catholic theology paper and I should probably be working on it, but I can't stop flipping through the pages of your blog...