Reason #7987391287398 to Hate George W. Bush

This is taken right from the Whitehouse's web site. Is our government so bored and does it have so little to do that it should go about establishing a day dedicated to protecting me from something that (a) isn't illegal, and (b) isn't considered damaging by any unbiased research institutions? Fuck George Bush.

Pornography can have debilitating effects on communities, marriages, families, and children. During Protection From Pornography Week, we commit to take steps to confront the dangers of pornography.

NOW, THEREFORE, I, GEORGE W. BUSH, President of the United States of America, by virtue of the authority vested in me by the Constitution and laws of the United States, do hereby proclaim October 26 through November 1, 2003, as Protection From Pornography Week. I call upon public officials, law enforcement officers, parents, and all the people of the United States to observe this week with appropriate programs and activities.

This is a call to arms. Get off your ass, head to your nearest gas station, book store, 7-11, or supermarket, and BUY PORNOGRAPHY. Don't just buy it. Love it. Revel in it. Rub it all over your body.

I hearby establish PORNOGRAPHY APPRECIATION DAY.

Comments

[Caleb]

Hey, pal, EVERY day is PORNOGRAPHY APPRECIATION DAY.

[jake creecy]

Fucking Republicans! They should take their bibles and go to hell.

[Josh Barkin]

I just wanted to note that this post was linked to on http://www.getswank.com/.

I'm so proud.

[Rodrigo Bronzelle]

I'm just one more people that hate George "War" Bush and the Tony Blair "Witch".
Who makes the war don't wanna the peace.

Legião Urbana foresaw anything. They sing "O Senhor da Guerra" (The Lord of The War) before this destruction machine attack the affeganistan and the Irak.
Who hate Bush, hate Blair, hate this Lord of The War must listen Legião URbana - O Senhor da Guerra. Mail-me

Viva Legião Urbana...
Viva Che Guevara...
Omnia Vincit...

[christy]

Fuck George Bush!!!! I'll have those greedy-ass republicans know that Im married and during that week, not only did we watch pornography but we bought some too. It hasnt done shit to "debiligate" (fucking big-ass republican words) our marriage. In fact, Its actually enhanced our sexlife, being that it allows us to experience things TOGETHER, that's deemed moraly and socialy wrong by the conservative-ass republican party, rather than sneaking behind eachothers backs to do something perfectly natural; therefore bringing us closer together and strengthening our marriage.

In fact I'll have you know... for those of you not familiar with case law: That before Miller vs Callifornia in 1973, when they created the "California Miller Test", 3 questions to prove something to be legally obscene it was very hard for the Justices to deem what was obscene and what wasnt so every friday they would go down to the basement and watch porn together to determine whether it was obscene or not, and thats the Gods honest truth.

CALIFORNIA MILLER TEST :1) whether the avg. person would find it prurient in nature (meaning that every time you look at it you think of sex. EX. when you look at a statue of michelangelo you see his piece.. but you dont think about sex do you) 2) Its offensive by community standards. 3) If it taken as a whole lacks artistic value. EX. This is why they all have plot lines.
NOTE: If one of these doesn't apply, then its not obscene....

So fuck George Bush for being the president and making a national protection from pornography week. And fuck him harder for being a dipshit who wants to be president of this country but doesnt know jackcrap about its laws.

[Mike]

I Love George bush and I am voting for him in 2004

[Zach]

Ah yes

Those damn tyrants, those warmongers. Lets ignore that this country was born in bloodshed, and held together on our land on three seperate occasions.

Lets ignore that the first President of this country was a General that was responsible for much bloodshed.

Of course we will - because it was necessary. If you wish to let people walk around on this planet that will hate you because you are an American. Thats it, nothing you can do it about it. You are an American, so they want to kill you. Shit, you are condemning a war with people that would behead you on the spot if they caught you with your fav Hustler in your back pocket.

We are talking about a world where everything the know, see, learn is controlled. They do not get two sides, they get one. They can not get on the net and go find out things, its all run through one big Net Nanny.

We are talking about a leader of another country that ordered the assination attempt at one point on the leader of our country. And you condemn us for taking him down?

Do you really want people a person that if ever presented any sort of opportunity would destroy this country in a second to have that opportunity? Or do you think we should wait for them to attack us?

Its a known fact - either we bring it to them, or they are going to bring it to us. I prefer the idea of engaging them in their land in their cities and neighborhoods.

I really do not like the idea of fighting small terrorist cells in the cities of America. The death toll of civilians would be enormous - why? Because they dont give a fuck,in fact they actually do and would be intentionally killing you and I. They would feel good and proud in doing so. They would gladly shoot you in the back- and would think that was great.

Nobody likes war. Nobody despises and hates war more than a general. But luckily, some men in this world understand that there can never be peace without force and death. That so much has been proven true by the previous three or four thousand years.

Go after conservatives for being tight assed little bitches all you want, most are. Just as most way to the way left have 0 understanding of the concept of money or even pretend to understand that for the vast majority of the people in this country - the evil rich are the ones that pay them every week. So go ahead and take all their money and give it all to the less fortunate - just dont get pissed when their is no more money in the bank when it comes time to get paid.

[drasco]

all you have to do is read genesis to realize that all these fucking jesus cripies might as well worship the fucking wizard of oz. eve created from a rib, methuzela liveing over 800 yrs, a talking snake! where are the fucking leperachans and minatours? fuck you and your religeous rant.

[Daughter of Jefferson]

Fuck fucking George Fucking Bush the motherfucker. And fuck the fucking horse that he wants to fucking ride in on.

We need to take back our fucking government from these son's of bitches.